Hi, my name is Xavier and I like to party.
It almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time but then I’m like "Boobs fart boobs whatever."
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I don’t remember having memory loss due to consuming large amounts of pizza (and I have eaten a ridiculous amount of pizza).
Woke up with a pizza hangover.
GODDAMMIT I WANT PIZZA.